The headline over at Slate this morning is: Is Michelle Obama responsible for the Jeremiah Wright fiasco?
Not kidding. It's another priceless gem from Christopher "Women just aren't funny" Hitchens.
His reasoning? Michelle Obama wrote a thesis at Princeton called "Princeton-Educated Blacks and the Black Community" where she says she's influenced by Stokey Carmichael and black separatism, which, in Hitchens opinion, is probably why Obama stayed at that church as long as he did. Hitchens goes on to ask, "Are we getting two for one?"
Let me just quote Tina Fey on this one: "'Cause that would be terrible... having two intelligent, qualified people working together to solve problems. Ugh."