Thinking up questions about your own life to ask the dead is hard! Sometimes you're at a slumber party, and someone brings out a Ouija board, and the only question you can think of is "Slom?" which isn't even a word or anything, and would probably just make the princess ghosts who float around waiting for someone to use a pink Ouija very, very angry if you asked it. And you don't want to get those princess ghosts angry, because when they're angry they just go around and punch sleeping girls right in the fallopian tubes, which, everybody knows, is how you get your first period. Yuck.
For realz!!!! The whole article is hilarious. Check it out.
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Aaahh! I will have to check this out later. Can't wait.
Wow, that was so excellent. haha. Loved her technique. I really hope more people read this.
How did you find this?
I subscribe to the AV Club rss feed... most of it is stuff I ignore, but I like articles like this, Dan Savage, recaps of the Office and 30 Rock, etc.
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