me: ugh i got new deodorant the other day and all it does is bunch up in little clumps in my armpit
it looks like i rubbed feta cheese there
deodorant is a wonderful invention, but formulas vary
i have not found a winner yet
her: i refuse to buy one with sparkles
this limits my options
me: now i have to go check mine to see if it's sparkly
mine smells like citrus
i had a brand, then they changed all their fragrances to sparkly packaging
now i'm a deodorant vagabond
no sparkles for me, but feta cheese side effects
not what i would hope for my armpits
But I thought making products sparkly would show that they're for women! Can't we have more sparkly things so I know what to buy when I'm in the store? I guess I'm just going to have to rely on the pink products.
Needless to say, I've ended up with a lot of Pepto Bismal.