Boy 1 to Girl 2: I heard Girl 1 didn't like a princess when she was at your house!
Girl 1: I didn't like Jasmine when I went over to your house.
Girl 2: Why not?
Girl 1: Princesses wear long skirts. She had pants on.
Girl 2: Princesses can wear pants.
Boy 1: Yeah, princesses can wear pants!
Boy 2: They can even wear shorts.
Girl 2: Yup.
Girl 1: They could wear underwear outside!
Girl 2: Nope, princesses don't do that.
Boy 1: [mashes up watermelon in his milk glass] Look, I made a watermelon smoothie!